Reasons why I hate installing baseboards

I don't like installing baseboards, because:
  1. I'm tall, and baseboards are all the way down next to the floor. Bending over or kneeling for long periods of time sucks.
  2. They require nails to install. Nails feel obsolete to me. Also, I suck at driving them, especially when they are so close to the ground (see #1)
  3. I have the world's worst mitre box and I hate using it. It is made out of plastic. WTF. Maybe I will just drop it in the recycling bin and get one that isn't garbage.
  4. No matter how careful I am when I measure and cut, I am usually short. Even when I add an eighth of an inch to my measurements.